those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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