What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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