wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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