so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Randomize
