Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Randomize