I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
only if we run a train.
done.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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You. Win. At. Life.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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