TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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