love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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