all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you traded sex for a burrito?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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