so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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