If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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