In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Swine flu. Run for my life!
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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