Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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