i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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