Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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