like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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