@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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