South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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