it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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