Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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