we're blogging at a bar
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
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