omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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