Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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