Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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