no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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