yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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