Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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