I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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