Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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