no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I touched a dick in church today
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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