I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Can you bring me the toilet please
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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