we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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