"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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