The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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