pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
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