He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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