Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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