On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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