Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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