i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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