her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
be right there i have to get my cape
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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