I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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