My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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