My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
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