Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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