Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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