I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Panties = found
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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