Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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