She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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