If that was your dad, he is hot
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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