He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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