i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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