I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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