hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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