i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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