can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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